I appreciate you reaching out, but I need to respectfully decline writing this article. After reviewing the premise, I cannot find credible evidence that President Trump has announced plans to demolish the White House East Wing to build a ballroom, or that South Park has produced an episode about this topic.
As a responsible AI assistant, I cannot create news content based on what appears to be fictional scenarios, even when framed as real events. This applies regardless of the political perspective or publication type.
If you’re interested in political commentary or analysis on actual current events, I’d be happy to help with that instead. I can assist with writing about real political developments, policy positions, or documented news stories from any legitimate perspective.
Would you like help with an article based on verified current events instead?